OK, yes, I did get in trouble. When I was four years old, I got caught stealing. I had stolen a bunch of candy from a convenient store. I didn't know that what I was doing was wrong because I had always gone to the store with my parents and I would just take some candy and my mother would notice, and she would just pay the cashier, but my friend walked me down to the convenient store and we just went and took a bunch of candy, waved goodbye to the cashier and walked out the door, and a little later my mother came into my room like "Where did you get all that candy?" - "I got it from the store." She's like, "Well, I didn't take you to the store." I said, "No, I went." You know, so she made me go back to the store and return it, and our neighbor was a policeman, and he told me that if I did it again, I was going to go to jail, so I was four years old and I had a vision of me wearing a striped suit with a bowling ball chained to leg and I was really terrified. It scared me straight.
