Class Crush

George: Hey, Crystal, I need some advice yo!

Crystal: What's up, George?

George: So, there's this like red-headed girl in class and I kind of got a crush on her but ...

Crystal: Oooh!

George: Uuurr! But, yeah, I don't know, you know, how to ask her out. I don't even know if she knows my name, but yeah.

Crystal: Ah, come on!

George: You got any advice?

Crystal: I would personally just be natural and just go straight-forward?

George: Go straight-forward and ...

Crystal: And ask her out?

George: How I do that?

Crystal: I don't know. For my personal advice I think you should just go straight forward and say "Hi, my name is George" and give her an appearance.

George: Hold on. I'm gonna write this down.

Crystal: OK. And next step is "If you are free" oh, you always have to check if she's either married, or if she's a lesbian, or if she is single.

George: OK.

Crystal: So, number three is what you're looking for.

George: OK, number three.

Crystal: So, if she is single, just say, hey, how about we go out for a cup of coffee or something.

George: OK, coffee.

Crystal: And, yeah, that's how you get her.

George: So, yeah, what if she doesn't like coffee though? I mean, what else could we do we on a date? Assuming she will say yes. What's fun to do on a date anyway?

Crystal: Fun to do on a date! It's just the fact that you're being with her and just try to get to know her more.

George: Wait, wait, wait one second. Do I need to pay for this?

Crystal: I don't think you should pay on the first date. I think sometimes that can be offensive to women.

George: Oh, that's great because I'm totally broke.

Crystal: I think you should just ask her casually, not like a date-date, just say, "Hey, I would like to know you a little bit more, and just go out for a small little drink, like go to that new cafe that's open, like a lot of girls think that place is so cute. I think you should take her there.

George: But I think cafe's are boring.

Crystal: Cafe's are boring. Men! Women don't think so. This is the point. Write it down.